I got a new toilet, and it is fabulous. The bowl is deep, and the water level is low so when I drop a turd torpedo there is no back splash. I no longer have to sit at the edge of the toilet seat to avoid any poo water splashing
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Karma
My fiancé is a pro at throwing farts, and he is extremely proud of this skill. The first time I saw him catch a fart, I thought he was picking his butt. I looked at him with disgust and called him out. He coyly smiled and then immediately put his
Surprise Poop
I had a bit of a stomach ache after lunch. I ate two very cheesy gnocchi and risotto dishes, so I figured the dairy was giving me gas pains. Despite the discomfort, I was still able to work and run some errands around the city. I farted a few times
