Update from March 27: I didn’t poop in a bag. I was able to hold in my turd up until the last second that the construction guys finished. They left, and I made my deposit in the porcelain dropbox. It didn’t feel like I had a lot to release, but
toilet
Pee Probs
The construction guys are back, and they’re putting new tile in my bathroom. But in order to do that they had to dismantle the toilet. They started at 9am this morning and it is now past 12pm. I was hoping they’d be done by lunch because I had to pee
Peepee Dance
My pee stream has been all wonky lately. I don’t really notice it when I’m at home sitting comfortably on my toilet. But when I am using a public toilet and hovering over the seat, my stream has a tendency to stray to the right. To avoid this, I lean