Poots and Toots wishes you and your loved ones a very very merry and smelly Christmas! hope Santa gave you more than a lump of turdy coal in your stockings and toilet!
toilet
backsplash!
i think the title speaks for itself. poop backsplash! ugh!! usually i can tell if i’m going to drop a cannonball into the toilet. when i feel a big one coming, ill scoot my butt up to the front of the toilet seat so that the slanting part of the
Christmas came early!
i went to the bathroom to take my usual afternoon dump, went to my usual stall, and found a little present waiting for me. someone left a cute little floating nugget in the shape of a brown fluffy cloud in the toilet. thanks, Secret Santa! Merry Christmas to me!!
