one of the most unsatisfying things ive ever experienced is needing to drop a five pound turd and only being able to squeeze out a tiny pebble. wtf?! no matter how long i sit on the toilet or how hard i push, all i produce is something unworthy of even
toilet
there’s a snake in my boots!
actually, it was in my toilet. a turd shaped like a big long gurthy water snake. i ate buffet last night, and this morning that buffet came out of my butt and curled around in the toilet bowl. it hissed at me as i flushed it down the toilet.
third time’s a charm
one of the most gratifying sounds is the sound of unclogged water suddenly running through a toilet pipe as the bowl is being plunged. for me, it’s usually the third plunge that does the trick. it’s just so satisfying to hear the water flow faster and see it drain at
