i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how
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holy monster shit, batman!
WOW. just wow. i never thought this would ever happen. someone clogged the toilet at the office. the industrial strength 10000xs-more-powerful-than-your-home-toilet toilet. who… no, WHAT did this? i would like to know what the beast ate before plopping her monster-sized shit into the toilet and then clogging it. i mean,
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sweet release, i just squeezed out a giant turd that was clogging my intestines. unfortunately, it is now clogging my toilet pipes. oh well, you can’t win ’em all.
