My poops have been looking quite weird lately. They’re soft and they seem to disintegrate in toilet water. It’s like they immediately fall apart into tiny poo pieces as soon as they hit the water. I’m not sure what I’m eating to create such a poo. A few years ago
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Butthole surfer
I pooped a massive log, and as it slid out and hit the water, there was back splash. It’s usually just a couple small drops on either butt cheek, but today’s splash hit me straight in the butthole! UGH!!!! I immediately reached for the toilet paper to dab my poor
toilet monster
When I use the bathroom at home, I usually close the lid before I flush to prevent any invisible poo or pee particles from blasting out of the toilet as it flushes (I’d rather they not land on my tooth brush or on any of my towels). But sometimes I
