I have never been a fan of alcoholic drinks. #1- I don’t like the taste of alcohol. #2- Alcohol gives me the beer shits. It doesn’t matter what kind of beverage I consume. Beer, wine, mixed drinks, cocktails.. the alcohol does not sit well with my insides, and by the
toilet
Frankie Says Relax
I love reading on the toilet. There is something very relaxing about it. When I sat down for my morning pee, I grabbed a book I was close to finishing. I’m not sure how much time had passed, but as I was reading the final pages, I was so relaxed
Fartface
I had the squirts bad.. this was at work, so I ran into the office bathroom and hurriedly released the poisons trying to escape my body via butthole. I was in such a rush that I didn’t notice there was someone in the stall next to mine. I pushed out