Sweet relief, I’m going to live! I pooped, and it was good. I had a bowel movement as I was out walking my dog and he popped a squat. I then proceeded to pop my own squat (on my toilet, not on the lawn). It looked like a torpedo in
toilet
Poopy Homecoming
While I hate that my anus goes into travel constipation mode when I’m on holiday, I love that it immediately knows when I’m at home. A few hours after I walk through the front door, I have super bowel movements, and I release enormous quantities of poo. It’s amazing how
Diarrhea Pocket
It happened. My one week of backed up poo has been released. The mass exodus happened this morning. It may have been that my body was getting sick of the toxins and pushed it out. Or it may have been the extra ehnn I gave on the toilet. But I