It’s Saturday the day after Friday! I pooped! Definitely not a week’s worth of poop, so it was a very unsatisfying poop, but it was a poop nonetheless. I woke up this morning to minimal bowel movements and dragged my butt to the toilet, sat for a few minutes and
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It’s Friday.
It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Good thing about it being Friday? Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend! Bad thing about it being Friday? I haven’t pooped since Sunday! You know, the day that comes after Saturday. So no partying, partying (yeah) or fun, fun, fun, fun
Awesome Sauce
I am still taking the awesome sauce that is L-Carnitine.* My poo sessions are clockwork every morning. I wake up without a bowel movement, but as soon as I sit on the toilet for my morning pee, my anus opens and dumps massive amounts of crap into the toilet. I
