I was at a gas station, and the pump I pulled into had a broken handle that spilled gasoline over my hands. I went inside the convenience store to wash them in the customer bathroom. O. M. G. This was the first time I have ever visited a gas station
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Treebeard
I just pooped something that looked like a log covered in Spanish moss. It was a big fat log too, so good thing I pooped at work with the industrial toilets. I would have hated to use any Qtips to break it up.
Is this week over yet?
There is a wild woman on the loose at work and she is peeing all over the bathroom floors and toilet seats. Try hovering over a toilet while your feet are weirdly positioned to avoid stepping in and sitting on urine. My thighs are not strong enough for this, but
