I ate kale salad yesterday, and today my poo was green. That’s all I wanted to share. No butthole tears, no ass splatters, just a nice green lumpy log that smiled back at me as I looked down to wipe. When I flushed it goodbye, it disintegrated into a million
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Constipation is the New Poop
My stomach started churning a few nights ago shortly before bedtime. It felt like I had the runs, but my poops are sometimes unpredictable. There are times when I release an explosive beast immediately after my cheeks touch the toilet, and other times it takes a few minutes of deep
Watch Your Step
Would you walk into a public park’s restroom barefoot? What if the restroom had a clogged toilet and the entire floor was flooded with questionable fluids and little floating bits? What if you were wearing something (for example, a long dress) that dragged on the floor while you walked? What
