With all the junk I ate yesterday, my bowels were ready to release the crap this morning. As I sat on the toilet for my first morning pee, I also pooped at the same time. My poo log was so long that it took the entire duration of my pee
toilet
Spicy Butt
I had spicy Sichuan cuisine for lunch today. I’m sure you know what that means. I had spicy Sichuan diarrhea a few hours after lunch today. It was red, oily, and watery. When I wiped, it looked like my butt on was on her lumpy period. The toilet looked like
Dammit
Dammit. I had to pee, so I hovered over the toilet. However, the super cute outfit I was wearing restricted me from bending my legs at the knee to their appropriate angle. As a result, pee trickled down my thigh, calf and into my shoe, and I couldn’t do a
