Attack of the Pubes

I know girls can be disgusting. I am disgusting and sometimes revolting, but I always clean up after myself. So I was appalled when I stepped into the office bathroom and thought I was in the men’s restroom for a split second. The stall I went into had a toilet

Fruity Pebbles

I got my wish. I had a banana-shaped poop this morning. However, because the mango tore up my bunghole so badly yesterday, it still hurt.. like a fuzzy peach coming out of my fartbox. You know I love pooping (by evidence of having a blog about poops), so never in