As some of you may know, when I use the public restroom I like to line the front of the toilet bowl with toilet paper to eliminate any pee splashes. I am also an edge sitter— I sit at the edge of my seat. When you combine those two, I
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FML
Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I
TP for my Bunghole
I went to the office bathroom to tinkle, and someone was pooping in my usual stall. Instead of using the stall next to her, I used the stall two down from her so our bare butts wouldn’t be only two feet apart. Also, nobody wants to sit next to an
