I had lunch with my senile 90 year old grandmother the other day. She had to use the bathroom, so I helped her up and held her hand as we walked to the ladies room. As soon as we made it to the toilet, she dropped her pants and sat
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Cherry Poops
I retract my previous victory statement. The cherries are still winning. Throughout the day I’ve had a sour stomach. I knew it was the gas from the cherries, but it was only a mild discomfort. Thirty minutes ago I just finished a three mile run. During the run I started
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If you are reading this, you can’t sue me for you vomiting on your computer keyboard or in your lap or anywhere. I am a squeaky clean person. When I shower, I make sure all my orifices are soaped, scrubbed, and soaked with water. This includes my bunghole. But to
