Who the hell thought of this? Why would anyone want to carry around a toilet cover that soaks up stranger urine and then throw it in the washer with their clothes? And who in their right mind would put the cover on smeared feces and then put it in their
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Immaculate
I had a huge poo this morning. It felt soft, warm, and mushy coming out of my fartbox. I peeked at my poop, and it was a blobby sloshy gunky mess in the toilet. However when I wiped my bunghole, there was nothing on the toilet paper. Immaculate poop. How
Butt Savior
I had an accident last weekend that involved breaking my butt. I fell on it hard, and that area was so traumatized that I couldn’t poop for days. The residual pressure from the fall on my bunghole area made it feel like I had to poop 24/7, but when I
