I was on a very late flight last night. As usual, I relieved myself 10 minutes before boarding time so that I wouldn’t have to pee on the plane. Unfortunately, the plane was delayed without a definite time of departure so we were all told not to wander too far
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I am a Lady
I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice
Poop Charmer
I hate going to Walmart, but sometimes you just can’t pass up their low unbeatable prices. I went today to buy a few disposable items for my home, and while I was strolling the aisles a young sales associate started chatting with me. As he was talking I had a
