Itchy

It’s July, and my digestive system is back on track. After the unclogging of my bunghole on June 30, I’ve been pooping regularly the last two days. However, this morning’s dump was a doozie. It was so big that one end of it was in the toilet drain, and the

Poo Blogging

I am doing something I’ve never done before in the four years that I’ve had this site.. I am blogging from the toilet as I take a dump. Strange how I’ve never even thought of writing about poop while I’m pooping. Usually when I have a blog-worthy dump, I’ll write

Special Turd

After two and a half weeks of goat poopies, I am finally passing normal turds. I watched Dr. Oz the other day, and he was saying how your dumps should be in an S-shape in the toilet. He must have really long turds. Mine are usually long enough to make