Sometimes when I have a bowel movement and I sit on the toilet too early, I end up constipated. It’s kinda weird. I’ll need to poop, but as soon as I try to push anything out, the bowel movement goes away and I have no urge to poop. So yesterday
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Mission Accomplished
I’m back from my vacation. My goal was to poop at least one time while on my trip. I guess I met that goal because I pooped exactly one time. It was the first night of vacation. The waiter brought me some dry, overcooked fish for dinner. It gave me
Dude Looks Like a Lady
I was out having lunch the other day, and I had to use the bathroom. I fear public bathrooms because I am a germaphobe, so I had to psych myself up as I walked in the door. All the stalls were taken, so when I saw a door open, I
