I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
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Wipe It.
Public restroom urine-soaked toilet seats: wipe clean before use or don’t wipe? I was having this discussion with a male friend and he says don’t wipe. Easy for him, he doesn’t have to squat to pee. If I had a dong I could fling out and aim away from myself,
Hippie Hippie Splash
I decided I wanted to be earth friendly today and I used the toilet right after my fiancé, as in to save water I told him not to flush the toilet until after I pooped. I soon realized that was a mistake after my butt decided it was a bazooka
