I had the most stressful time over the weekend, and it involved a public restroom and a 2 year old girl, my niece. Her dad gave me the task of taking her to pee in the woman’s bathroom. We were at a wedding so I was wearing a formal floor-length
toilet
Good Friday
I got my wish. I’ve been constipated for a few days, and my torn sphincter has healed– no more itchy butt. I had a bowel movement this morning after three days of no pooping, it felt like a boulder was going to exit through my bottom. I sat on the
Hover Heels
I feel like the older I get, the clumsier I become. So these days I’m forced to choose comfort over fashion: flats instead of heels. I spent the majority of my 20s in stilettos, and as beautiful as they are, they’re not very efficient for me to travel quickly from
