2014 has been an uneventful year as far as poops go, but I guess it has only been 25 days. I haven’t had any significant bowel movements or life-changing poops worth mentioning, hence the my non-activity on this site. But since the month is ending soon, I didn’t want to
toilet
Happy New Year!
There aren’t that many public restrooms in NYC, so when you have the squirts you are basically shit out of luck in finding a bathroom. This is especially true around the holidays when the city is even more over-populated with tourists, and everyone is crowded into the one bathroom that
Thar She Blows!
It’s that time of month again. Yep, allergies. It’s also that time of month when my lady parts bleed. I’ve got a tissue stuck up my nostril and a tampon stuck up somewhere else. I went to take a piss and as I was tinkling, I blew my nose. All
