I did two things today that made me feel like a bathroom newb. 1. I threw my keys on the toiler paper dispenser in haste before I was about to handle my business, and it slid off and almost flew into the toilet. 2. I had to take a dump,
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Always Use Protection
Today’s AIM chat: Friend: Shit, I have to piss so bad brb. 10 minutes later… Me: Did you do both? Friend: I did. It was horrible though. I went in there and both stalls were occupied, so I came back and clenched my orifices for a few minutes and went
I fell on pee
One of my worst nightmares happened today.. I fell on pee. Stranger pee. Let me explain. I hover and squat over the toilet when I pee in a public restroom. Rarely do I lose my balance, but just in case I do, I wipe the toilet and put a protective
