Toilet Rarr!

I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty

Night Terror

I had my reoccurring nightmare again last night thanks to my unhealthy fear of public restrooms. I had to pee, so I found myself in a dark and dirty public bathroom. Every stall I checked had either urine on the floor or on the toilet seat. When I finally found