i was in the bathroom doing my business when another person walked in and started to do her business. cool, whatevs until i hear the sound of very loud friction. it sounded like she had a wad of toilet paper (or maybe it was paper towels? napkins?), and she was
toilet paper
how do you prevent dingleberries?
1. Don’t use cheap toilet paper. 2. Shave your asshole.
fashion dilemma
long cardigans & scarves. i love both these articles of clothing, but they totally suck when it comes to pooping and wiping.. you have hold onto the scarf so that the end of it doesn’t touch the front of the toilet bowl, and you also have to hold onto your
