I’m still having my 4th of July splatters from yesterday. I had the urge to go right after lunch, so as I was walking to the bathroom, my butt leaked a few pinches of gas. They were very small amounts, but with my watery poop so close to exploding out
the office
Deuce
Did anyone catch The Office last Thursday? I’ve been replaying this quote in my head since the episode aired: “You’re the deuce I never want to drop.” — Andy, on Dwight being his number two guy
