Today’s AIM chat: Friend: Shit, I have to piss so bad brb. 10 minutes later… Me: Did you do both? Friend: I did. It was horrible though. I went in there and both stalls were occupied, so I came back and clenched my orifices for a few minutes and went
sweat
Terrible Tuesday
I ran six miles, and I had to poo the entire time. Yep. Monster turtle head. Somehow towards the end of my sixth mile, the turtle retracted it’s head. So when I went to poo immediately after my run (I usually like to wait ’til I dry the sweat off
stains
i had a really nice bowel movement today before my three mile run. i was able to dump a lot of poop and empty out my intestines, or so i thought. one mile into my run, there was more movement in my bowels, and yep.. turtle head. thank goodness i
