Babies got bass. Ass bass. I was holding my friend’s four month old baby, and he farted in my arms. I wasn’t a little cute squeaker of a baby toot. It was a full on adult-sized man fart. It was loud, long, bubbly, rumble-y, and it had bass. Booming bass.
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Jar o Farts
I pooped a really big poop. It felt good to get all that junk out of me, especially the peanut butter. Then I farted 20 minutes later, and to my surprise, it smelled like I didn’t poop at all. Curses, peanut butter!! It’s going to take a few days of
PB&Toot
I took a short hiatus from eating peanut butter, and this morning I was reminded why I stopped consuming it. I was asleep and I farted under the covers. The smell was so bad that it fully awoke me at 7am on a Saturday morning and forced me to get
