Overheard Today

Eavesdropping on a neighboring conversion is often fun and amusing. Today’s convo: I just went into the bathroom to shit.  All of a sudden someone stormed in, went to the last stall, and slammed the door.  That person put down a bunch of bags, and I couldn’t help but notice

Stink Bomb

I took a flight not long ago, and as usual, I peed 10 minutes before boarding time to avoid using the tiny airplane bathrooms. I had a lot of urine buildup because I hadn’t peed for a couple hours before this particular potty break. The bathroom was large and had