I was on a very important phone call, and I needed to take a dump really, really badly. Fortunately, my home bathroom doesn’t have much of a bathroom echo sound when speaking, so sitting on the can wasn’t going to be a big deal. However, I had the squirts, and
squirts
Is it time to poop yet?
I am sitting at my desk and my butt feels hot. I think I am about to have the squirts, but I am swamped with work. All the stress of deadlines at work is contributing to my upcoming green apple splatters. That office toilet seat would really come in hand
Farty Ol’ Me
My lack of tolerance for all things dairy as set in 100%. I had a sip of milk about 2 hours ago. I am literally on the crapper right now squirting out my dairy diarrhea as I type. It’s never been this bad before. It must have something to do
