Peepee Dance

My pee stream has been all wonky lately. I don’t really notice it when I’m at home sitting comfortably on my toilet. But when I am using a public toilet and hovering over the seat, my stream has a tendency to stray to the right. To avoid this, I lean

Wipe It.

Public restroom urine-soaked toilet seats: wipe clean before use or don’t wipe? I was having this discussion with a male friend and he says don’t wipe. Easy for him, he doesn’t have to squat to pee. If I had a dong I could fling out and aim away from myself,

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