I’ve been on a probiotic yogurt diet for the past few days, and I think I’m in love. My butt is in love would be a more accurate statement. The yogurt gives me the softest poopies ever (goodbye, Mango dumps!). And a whole lot of it, too. This morning I
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And The $hits Keep Coming
Not only did I create a massive mud pie this morning, my butt also produced a side of cream corn this afternoon. I didn’t eat any corn last night or for lunch today, but whatever came out of my butt just now looked a lot like yellow kernels swimming in
Copycat
They say that women who live together menstruate together. I think that saying is starting to apply to me. Except I don’t live with a woman, I live with my dog. And also except he does not menstruate. What I’m getting at is my dog and I live together and
