Mr. Jergens: Circus peanuts! Everybody loves these! Do you want one? Shanna: Are they real peanuts? Mr. Jergens: No, why? Are you allergic? Shanna: I just have a hard time digesting them. One time I ate a bunch of peanuts, and I had a pain near my belly button. So
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Need more Shanna
I am in a bit of a Shanna obsession right now. Since I didn’t start this blog until the end of 2009, I don’t have the first Shanna skit linked on my site. Well, I went on the internets and searched for it. Click on the image below for your
Shanna strikes again: poop and fart jokes on SNL
“And the funny thing is, I didn’t pull up an apple. It was a big round squishy cow dump, and it was squishing around in my mouth, and then I chewed it, and I was so embarrassed I just swallowed it, and my breath smelled like real bad stinky cow
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