I flew yesterday, and of course, I had the squirts. I guess I was especially nervous about flying because of all the crappy weather that’s been going on, so my intestinal gurgling started a day before my flight. I pooped out a long, mushy and skinny log that measured about
snake
there’s a snake in my boots!
actually, it was in my toilet. a turd shaped like a big long gurthy water snake. i ate buffet last night, and this morning that buffet came out of my butt and curled around in the toilet bowl. it hissed at me as i flushed it down the toilet.
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