one of my coworkers smells really bad. not like dookie bad, but he smells like old oily dirty laundry x 100. when i come into work and he’s already in the office, i can smell him without looking at his desk to check if he’s there. if he is on
smell
rice rice baby
i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
