Awkward moment of the day: I walked into the bathroom to change into my running clothes and my coworker was dropping a mad stinky deuce. The smell was horrendous. I tried to change as fast as I could and make as much noise as possible so there wasn’t an uncomfortable
smell
Ooph
My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely
smörgåsbord
i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
