I was chatting with my friend online when he suddenly messaged: “OMG I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!” Then right at that moment I smelled something that smelled like shit. I was thinking, “OMG I can SMELL your shit!!” until I realized it was my cubemate that just farted. Damn
silent but violent
Nightmare on Stink Street
I am pooping my normal mild logs now after yesterday’s fiasco. I guess stinky poops and farts were on my mind all day yesterday because last night I dreamed that I kept farting little silent but violent pockets of stank everywhere I went. Even in my dream the farts smelled
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