I was stretching at my desk and inhaled deeply when my cubemate farted an SBD. His poisonous gases reached my face just as I was taking a deep breath, and the fumes when straight into my mouth and into my lungs. I gasped for air and thought the smell would
silent
Silent Fart?
Dear Guy in the Elevator, Please note: wearing headphones does not make your fart silent. Sincerely, Common Sense
