I went #2 in the office bathroom this morning. I was alone, so I took my time. Unfortunately someone came in as I was pinching a loaf, and I was having performance anxiety, so I gave a quick but strenuous push. I might have pushed too hard because it kinda
shit
poo poo platter
i’m not very skilled when it comes to cooking, but if i do decide to make a home cooked meal, i love to make ground beef with veggies on rice. it tastes pretty good (to me) and smells good too (or so i thought). i have noticed lately that my
shit naked
i have a fear of being burglarized while popping a squat on the toilet naked. hey, it happens.. i mean the naked shitting part. and the fear of home break ins. sometimes i have an urge to poo right before a shower, and instead of putting my clothes back on
