Does eating Lucky Charms cereal, particularly the green clovers marshmallows (not alone but along with the rest of the cereal) turn your poop green? I just went number three (diarrhea) and it was green. Really green. Grass green. It even turned the toilet water a tint of puke green. I
sewage
Sewage poo strikes again
I was on a very important phone call, and I needed to take a dump really, really badly. Fortunately, my home bathroom doesn’t have much of a bathroom echo sound when speaking, so sitting on the can wasn’t going to be a big deal. However, I had the squirts, and
Open for Business
I love the toilet at work. I can always count on it to gulp up my monster dumps in their entirety, unlike my shallow home toilet where the tip of the dookie would peek out the top of the water surface. No sewage smells at work! Well, at least not