I was constipated for a few days, so naturally when it was time to poop I pushed out something that felt like a mango. It f’in hurt like a muther. And of course it ripped me a new one. I gently patted my bunghole clean and started to long for
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Shroom Doom
I had explosive diarrhea last night. Not once. Not twice. Not even three times. I sat and shat watery brown mud five times. After each session I wiped my butt and flushed, thinking it was over. As I washed my hands, another bowel movement would occur and then my poop
Sunday Funday
I am sitting on the toilet squeezing out a big one as I am typing this entry. I haven’t done a live entry in a while now, it’s kind of fun. I think I just tore my butthole. I have had recent constipation problems, and that last log felt like
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