The cherries have defeated me. After I got home last night from running, my insides gurgled some more and I made it in time to the toilet to violently blast brown water out my bottom. It hit the water so hard that it splashed up my hoo-ha. Never in my
queef
Sputter Sputter
I have leather seats in my car, so when I have to fart the air is sort of trapped between my butt and the non-absorbent seat cushions. I like to really push out my farts when I’m driving, especially when I am alone with the windows down. Since my butt
Fishy
Someone is reheating their leftovers from last night. They had fish. The office now smells like stinky punanny. This makes me miss my retired coworker. Happy Friday (the 13th)!
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