I did it again. I tore myself a new one. This time it wasn’t because of the dry climate. I had just made a log in the toilet, but it didn’t feel like I was completely finished with my poo session. I had one more turd left to push, except
push
Red Alert
I finally had a bowel movement and made #2 in the office bathroom today. I had to push a little, but it came out and it was glorious. However, I made an embarrassing discovery after I did my business. There are new bright light bulbs installed in the bathroom. As
Over-the-Hump Wednesday
The turtle decided to pop it’s head out again. This time I was able to push it all out. It took a bit of effort because it was a ginormous turtle head. It must have bit me as it came out ’cause I saw a small amount of hemoglobin on