I am been constipated since Christmas. I ate a ton of junk food so I thought I’d at least have a bit of diarrhea exiting my bunghole, but I guess all the slabs of meat I’ve been shoving down my throat has formed a blockage in my anus. Nice visual,
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May the Force Pee with You
Overheard: The other day I was waiting for Jen and she took forever. Turns out she was using the bathroom. She came running out saying ‘Sorry, I had to use the bathroom, and I was nervous because I knew you were waiting! But I wanted to take my time.’ Then
She shoots she scores
I am having constipation issues. Last night I sat on my toilet and pushed for a few minutes. I refrained from using any help from my deceivingly strong hands and did some good old fashioned pushin’ and strainin’ (and gruntin’). I ehhhhnned and I huhhhhhhmmed until I finally got that
