i think the title speaks for itself. poop backsplash! ugh!! usually i can tell if i’m going to drop a cannonball into the toilet. when i feel a big one coming, ill scoot my butt up to the front of the toilet seat so that the slanting part of the
public restroom
Christmas came early!
i went to the bathroom to take my usual afternoon dump, went to my usual stall, and found a little present waiting for me. someone left a cute little floating nugget in the shape of a brown fluffy cloud in the toilet. thanks, Secret Santa! Merry Christmas to me!!
oops & phew
have you ever had to fart but you didn’t want to do it in public so you went to the bathroom to let it all out and thanked your lucky stars you decided to drop your trousers and pee first before farting because it turned out the fart was actually
