my workplace may have been voted one of the top places to work for the past four years, but it is definitely not one of the top places to go number one, two or three (diarrhea cha cha cha). not only do the women in my building leave gifts and
public restroom
please, ladies
it’s disgusting going into a woman’s bathroom stall to find a toilet seat covered in pee. it especially sucks when you’ve got to go really really badly and there isn’t a second to spare to wipe the seat down before your bladder explodes. ladies, i understand that sitting on a
back to work
back from the holidays. bummer. so what was the first thing i did when i got back into the office? i took a massive dump (in the bathroom, not at my desk). it’s going to be a good year.
