I ate a big juicy burger last night for dinner, and today I had to poo so badly at work. Went to the office bathroom, and there was already someone in there, but I had no time to waste– the turtle’s head was popping out of its shell. As I
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2 AM, Delirious, and Covered in Pee
I was on a very late flight last night. As usual, I relieved myself 10 minutes before boarding time so that I wouldn’t have to pee on the plane. Unfortunately, the plane was delayed without a definite time of departure so we were all told not to wander too far
Bathroom Warzone
The women’s restroom at my office is a total wreck by the end of the work day. Toilet paper crumpled everywhere, sticky and dried urine on the floor tiles and toilet seat, and visible traces of feces around the bowls. Looks like my coworkers had a PP and TP fight
