Bad Dream

I think I have an unhealthy fear of dirty public bathrooms. I often have reoccurring dreams where I’m not at home and need to pee very badly, so I find a public restroom. They all look about the same in my dreams.. they are dark, dingy, and dirty. In the

smelly cat

using the bathroom immediately after someone just used it is a little gross. this is very common at the movie theater, airport, bar, etc. today it happened at work. i waited for a stall, and after it was freed, i walked in expecting the normal lingering odor of urine or

smörgåsbord

i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work