My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from
public bathroom
SOS
I’m at work, and I need to poop. But my boss and a few other coworkers are stationed out near the women’s bathroom. Feels like this won’t be a quick one either. Dangit. I hate holding in my poops. Feels like my butt is about to explode.
So Fresh and so Clean
I am in Central Europe and the public toilets here are amazingly clean. I have not yet encountered a toilet that I needed to wipe down. I haven’t seen any stray pee or poo marks on the seats. The floors are also clean (no splashes or puddles of urine, and
