I had a bout of explosive diarrhea this afternoon. I went to my usual bathroom at the office, but the cleaning lady was in there mopping the floor. So I found another bathroom to empty my colon. I don’t usually like to use this one because it’s right next to
public bathroom
Newb
I did two things today that made me feel like a bathroom newb. 1. I threw my keys on the toiler paper dispenser in haste before I was about to handle my business, and it slid off and almost flew into the toilet. 2. I had to take a dump,
Funky Fresh
Oh, man.. or more like oh, woman. I was washing my hands in the office bathroom when a coworker walked in and used the stall adjacent to the sink. As soon as she dropped trou, an unbearable fishy stench filled the area. I wonder if she knew I could smell
